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Blowing Off the 4th Age by Quende Lasse Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Sauron and Erestor do the 4th Age thing.

Written for Chaotic_Binky. I hope it was what you had in mind. :)


Categories: 2010 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Sauron
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1362
Published: February 13, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2010


Summary:

Legolas and Elrohir have been lovers for years but afraid of their fathers’ reactions they have never let them know. What happens when Elrond, wanting grandkids, decides that Arwen should marry Legolas?

Written for Larienelengasse, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Melpomaen, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Saelbeth
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 4148
Published: July 30, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Summary:

Luthien is locked in the tower of Celegorm and Curufin's stronghold. Celegorm loses his temper with Curufin because Luthien rejects him yet again, and does so several times a day. Curufin takes Huan, the shape shifting dog, to the local tavern where they meet one who wants to rescue Luthien. Curufin loves the feel of a man's stubble, so can he persuade the man to spend the night with him instead?

Written for Jaiden, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Beren, Celegorm, Curufin, Oromë, Other character(s): Silmarillion
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7091
Published: July 16, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Summary:

The Undying Lands turn out to be far from what Celeborn expected...


Categories: 2007 Jinglebells in June
Characters:
Celeborn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1886
Published: August 19, 2009 Updated: August 21, 2009


Lessons in Diplomacy by alexcat Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Thranduil decides that Legolas needs to learn diplomacy from Erestor.  Love ensues!


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3789
Published: August 25, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


Re-writing History by jaiden_s Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

 

Summary – Rúmil takes the stage. The twins take notice. History, discretion and propriety take a leave of absence. A Candy Heart for Dapper Scavenger.


Categories: 2009 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elladan, Elrohir, Rúmil
Genres: Humor, PWP
Warnings: Crack!, Twincest
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1546
Published: February 12, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009


Summary:

A Party, an Elf-Lord, a very horny King and a comment that changed things between them.

Written for Nuinzeilen for 2013 My Slashy Valentine


Categories: 2013 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elrond, Thranduil
Genres: AU, Humor
Warnings: AU, Crack!, Mpreg
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2804
Published: January 08, 2013 Updated: February 14, 2013


The Hostage by darthfingon Rated: 13 and up
Summary:

Haldir sets out on a noble quest to rescue the King from Thangorodrim.

Written for the following prompts: Maedhros and Haldir, humour, AU, and a sarcastic horse.

Written for Chaotic Binky for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Haldir, Maedhros
Genres: AU, Humor
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6856
Published: February 06, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011


Summary:

 

Rumil, Haldir, Orophin, Legolas and his pet tiger, Peter, go to the Mithlond seaside for their holidays every year with their parents. Cirdan has given them a private island just off the coast where they can have the most amazing adventures without any adults being present. The island has secret caves, a forest, mountains and a beach; however, on the other side of the island is a ship full of lost, bloodthirsty corsairs who will stop at nothing to escape... 

 

Author’s note: This story is written in the style of the children’s adventure books by Enid Blyton that were popular in Britain the 1950’s.

 

Request: Legolas and Rúmil encounter Corsairs. How, why, and what happens when they do I leave to the author.

 


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Celeborn, Círdan, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character(s), Orophin, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Rúmil, Sauron, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!, Graphic violence or torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10089
Published: August 05, 2009 Updated: August 16, 2009


The King's Need by Quende Lasse Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

 

King Elessar is in need and his Steward rises to the occasion.

 


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Aragorn, Boromir
Genres: AU, Humor, PWP
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1690
Published: August 10, 2009 Updated: August 16, 2009


The Real You by jaiden_s Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Title: The Real You


Author: Jaiden S


email - jadedone23@gmail.com


Beta: Thevina


Pairing: Oromë/Maglor


Rating: R


Archive: Written for Ardor in August 2011


Request: Oromë/Maglor - Oromë (as a Valar) loves changing into a kraken and having sex with unwitting elves - it is the only way he can achieve any fulfillment. He appears to Maglor in that form and is overjoyed when the elf admires his tentacles - the rest is up to you but more humour than angst please.


 


Summary: In order to meet Elves, Oromë adopts a cunning disguise. It's more effective than he could have possibly imagined.


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Maglor, Oromë
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3852
Published: August 13, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


To Be Exact by minuial_nuwing Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

A long-awaited reunion.


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Glorfindel, Oropher
Genres: Fluff, Humor, PWP
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1928
Published: August 04, 2009 Updated: August 16, 2009


Vampire Frogs From Mordor by Lady Mirfain Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Summary:  It is the end of the day after the Summer celebrations. Estel cannot sleep and he asks his family to tell him stories of how they met the ones they love. Will Glorfindel tell all of his special night, or will he keep it a private memory?    


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2957
Published: August 26, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


Summary:

An odd gift to the King of Greenwood leads to unexpected adventure!

Written for Chaotic Binky for the 2012 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Gil-galad, Oropher
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3668
Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012