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Genres: Humor
 
 
 
Stories
Summary:

A First Age warrior magically appears in Mirkwood Forest, disgusting spiders and a beautiful elf sleeps from a venomous bite…

Written for Samtyr for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Aegnor, Legolas, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Thranduil
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2466
Published: February 01, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011


A Little Heat by minuial_nuwing Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

In the early days of the Last Alliance, Gildor and Erestor have a life-altering adventure while on the road to Imladris.

Written for Keiliss for 2012 My Slashy Valentine


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Gildor
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3202
Published: February 11, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012


A Vision of Hope by Olorime Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Set during Elros and Elrond's youth as foster sons of Maglor and Maedhros.  Elrond and Elros react to the knowledge of the past deeds of their foster parents and the foresight of their future.

Written for Angelstar3999 for the 2012 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elrond, Elros, Original Character(s)
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Twincest
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5978
Published: February 09, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012


After All This Time by lotrangel17 Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Two friends share laughter, adventure and love during an unexpected journey.

Written for Melusine for 2013 My Slashy Valentine

 


Categories: 2013 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2961
Published: February 07, 2013 Updated: February 14, 2013


Summary:

Erestor refuses to acquire servants for his mate.


Categories: 2010 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Sauron
Genres: AU, Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1652
Published: February 13, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2010


Blowing Off the 4th Age by Quende Lasse Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Sauron and Erestor do the 4th Age thing.

Written for Chaotic_Binky. I hope it was what you had in mind. :)


Categories: 2010 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Sauron
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1362
Published: February 13, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2010


Brotherly Love by Tena Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

The twins tire of Estel watching them when they are intimate, so they set out to seduce the young man and show him what it feels like to be with them, not just watch them.


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Twincest
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2611
Published: August 15, 2009 Updated: August 16, 2009


Summary:

Legolas and Elrohir have been lovers for years but afraid of their fathers’ reactions they have never let them know. What happens when Elrond, wanting grandkids, decides that Arwen should marry Legolas?

Written for Larienelengasse, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Melpomaen, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Saelbeth
Genres: AU, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 4148
Published: July 30, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Summary:

A long lost letter causes a rift between old friends, but the recovery of it opens up new possibilities.

Written for Tena for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6280
Published: February 09, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011


Summary:

Luthien is locked in the tower of Celegorm and Curufin's stronghold. Celegorm loses his temper with Curufin because Luthien rejects him yet again, and does so several times a day. Curufin takes Huan, the shape shifting dog, to the local tavern where they meet one who wants to rescue Luthien. Curufin loves the feel of a man's stubble, so can he persuade the man to spend the night with him instead?

Written for Jaiden, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Beren, Celegorm, Curufin, Oromë, Other character(s): Silmarillion
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7091
Published: July 16, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Dislike by Adlanth Rated: All Ages
Summary:

Caranthir simply doesn't like his cousin... Caranthir/Finrod


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Caranthir, Finrod Felagund
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1300
Published: August 30, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


Fair in Love and War by samtyr Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Imladris and Mirkwood hold "war games" every ten years in order to determine who will receive the current shipments of Dorwinion. Éomer and Faramir have just come of age (21 or a little older) and are along as guests/observers but get involved anyway.


Written for Rubyelf for the 2012 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elrond, Éomer, Erestor, Faramir, Galion, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Kink/Fetish
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3139
Published: February 08, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012


Summary:

From when Erestor came to Imladris, to when Glorfindel left; Erestor would never allow Glorfindel his way. A Candy Heart for Ennorwen.


Categories: 2009 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1297
Published: February 13, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009


Fox in Winter by Erfan Starled Rated: All Ages
Summary:

As Elrohir charts a course through friendship and love, he discovers that time can be a mixed blessing and history is not always written in dry pages.

Genre: Romance


Categories: 2009 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elrohir, Gildor
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 12753
Published: February 14, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009


Glorfindel’s Dubious Win by chaotic_binky Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Glorfindel rescues Frodo and the Halflings. Erestor is waiting for him and during the night they play a game. The loser has to suggest to the Ring Council that Tom Bombadil is given the ring for safe keeping. Written for Sephreina.


Categories: 2009 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5461
Published: February 01, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009


Good Morning by samtyr Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

The House of Finwë continues a tradition of complicated relationships.

Written for Elfscribe for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Amras, Amrod, Caranthir, Celegorm, Curufin, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Maglor
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2459
Published: January 31, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011


Summary:

The Undying Lands turn out to be far from what Celeborn expected...


Categories: 2007 Jinglebells in June
Characters:
Celeborn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1886
Published: August 19, 2009 Updated: August 21, 2009


I Won't Bite by zeen Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Love, politics, and werewolves in the First Age! Oropher of Doriath, through no (or, at least, very little) blame of his own, gets far over his head, and comes out the other end a different person. (Thanks, in part, to Maedhros Fëanorion, cursed kinslayer and otherwise very unlikely lover.)

 

Written for chaotic_binky, who wanted Maedhros/Oropher, humor, sacarsm, a talking wolf (!), and a good solid plot. I've tried to oblige.


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Mablung, Maedhros, Original Character(s), Oropher, Other character(s): Silmarillion, Saeros, Thingol
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Rare Pairing, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 11506
Published: July 20, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Into the Breach by ignoblebard Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Written for Sivan Shemesh.


Categories: 2006 Slashy Santa
Characters:
Aragorn, Legolas
Genres: Humor, PWP
Warnings: Rape
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1546
Published: March 08, 2009 Updated: March 08, 2009


Istari by chaotic_binky Rated: 13 and up
Summary:

Lord Manwe sends the Istari to Middle_earth so they can aid in the fight against Mairon, who is now Sauron.

Olorin is reluctant to sail, especially as Saruman has been made the head of their order. However, he meets Cirdan and a deep friendship develops, one that will sustain him for all the time he will spend on his travels.

Told in diary form from Olorin/Gandalf's point of view.

Written for Alexcat for the 2012 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Círdan, Elrond, Gandalf, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Other character(s): Silmarillion, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5410
Published: February 07, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012


Summary:

Glorfindel is send to Imladris but why did it have to be on this day?

Written for Samtyr, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Backstory, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2853
Published: July 29, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


King Thingol's Codpiece by elfscribe Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Oropher, a healer and son of the Lord of Nivrim, assists Finrod Felagund in a hunt for a saboteur who has prevented spring from coming to Doriath.  In the process, Oropher finds himself increasingly attracted to his clever but seduction-resistant friend.

Written for Darth Fingon for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Celeborn, Daeron, Finrod Felagund, Oropher, Other character(s): Silmarillion, Thingol
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 24399
Published: February 03, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011


Lessons in Diplomacy by alexcat Rated: Mature themes
Summary:

Thranduil decides that Legolas needs to learn diplomacy from Erestor.  Love ensues!


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas, Thranduil
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3789
Published: August 25, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


Let Them Eat Cake by jaiden_s Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Title - Let Them Eat Cake
Author – Jaiden S
Email – jadedone23@gmail.com
Beta- Phyncke
Rating – R
Pairing - Aragorn/Legolas
Request - "AU, humor fic, any rating; Aragorn/Legolas; Aragorn and Legolas are two rival caterers, trying to one up each other in the attempt to cater the wedding of Faramir to his brother Boromir. Perhaps something evil with cake batter to be included. Feel free to let the squirrel out of the bag and go nuts!!"
Summary - Aragorn and Elladan travel to Gondor for the Rites of Spring Celebration. After a misunderstanding, Aragorn and Legolas find themselves elbow-deep in flour and eggshells. Who will come out on top?
Warnings - Slash, AU, tasteless jokes about male genetalia
Author’s notes – Written for Ardor in August 2008. I tried to keep the spirit of the request, and yet still have it be within the realm of possibility. Instead, it descended into a mish-mash of bad jokes about male genitalia. When the requestor told me to go nuts, I did. Literally.
Disclaimer – No profit is made from said story. All characters and settings are property of JRR Tolkien. No posting of story elsewhere without contacting the author first.


Categories: 2008 Ardor in August
Characters:
Aragorn, Elladan, Legolas
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7771
Published: May 31, 2009 Updated: May 31, 2009


Summary:

Even in paradise love doesn't always go as planned.


Categories: 2010 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Fingon, Glorfindel, Maedhros
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 5781
Published: February 14, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2010