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Stories by chaotic_binky
Summary:

 

Elrond is looking for his book.  Where could it be?  And he had better win that Oliphaunt tonight or else he am going to be in the sulkiest of moods tomorrow 

 

Co-written with Chaotic Binky for Aglarien in the Ardor in August 2009 fic exchange.

 

Request:

Rating = R - NC-17

Pairing = Erestor/Elrond, or Erestor/Glorfindel,

Story elements = I'd be happy with any rating if the muses don't want R or NC-17. 3rd Age Imladris. A light, romantic story with a happy ending. Can be first time or established relationship, but the Elves should be in a committed relationship with each other or heading there. Include ink, the library, a sword, a door, and someone who is frustrated.

 

does_not_want = No weak, wimpy Elves please! No blood, rape, incest, non-consentual sex or promiscuity. No heavy angst.

 

 

 


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1857
Published: August 18, 2009 Updated: August 21, 2009


Summary:

Luthien is locked in the tower of Celegorm and Curufin's stronghold. Celegorm loses his temper with Curufin because Luthien rejects him yet again, and does so several times a day. Curufin takes Huan, the shape shifting dog, to the local tavern where they meet one who wants to rescue Luthien. Curufin loves the feel of a man's stubble, so can he persuade the man to spend the night with him instead?

Written for Jaiden, Ardor in August 2012


Categories: 2012 Ardor in August
Characters:
Beren, Celegorm, Curufin, Oromë, Other character(s): Silmarillion
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7091
Published: July 16, 2012 Updated: August 05, 2012


Emmë by chaotic_binky Rated: 13 and up
Summary:

Will Cirdan avenge the elven race if he kills Maglor, or will he be giving him just what he wants? What is the significance of the light in the sea and why is Maglor's sword in Cirdan's boat? Where there is hope, there is always a way.

Pitch hit for Ansileran for 2013 My Slashy Valentine


Categories: 2013 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Círdan, Maglor
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Warnings: Character death not in canon, Graphic violence or torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2228
Published: February 13, 2013 Updated: February 14, 2013


Glorfindel’s Dubious Win by chaotic_binky Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Glorfindel rescues Frodo and the Halflings. Erestor is waiting for him and during the night they play a game. The loser has to suggest to the Ring Council that Tom Bombadil is given the ring for safe keeping. Written for Sephreina.


Categories: 2009 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5461
Published: February 01, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009


Istari by chaotic_binky Rated: 13 and up
Summary:

Lord Manwe sends the Istari to Middle_earth so they can aid in the fight against Mairon, who is now Sauron.

Olorin is reluctant to sail, especially as Saruman has been made the head of their order. However, he meets Cirdan and a deep friendship develops, one that will sustain him for all the time he will spend on his travels.

Told in diary form from Olorin/Gandalf's point of view.

Written for Alexcat for the 2012 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2012 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Círdan, Elrond, Gandalf, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Other character(s): Silmarillion, Saruman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5410
Published: February 07, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012


Summary:

 

Rumil, Haldir, Orophin, Legolas and his pet tiger, Peter, go to the Mithlond seaside for their holidays every year with their parents. Cirdan has given them a private island just off the coast where they can have the most amazing adventures without any adults being present. The island has secret caves, a forest, mountains and a beach; however, on the other side of the island is a ship full of lost, bloodthirsty corsairs who will stop at nothing to escape... 

 

Author’s note: This story is written in the style of the children’s adventure books by Enid Blyton that were popular in Britain the 1950’s.

 

Request: Legolas and Rúmil encounter Corsairs. How, why, and what happens when they do I leave to the author.

 


Categories: 2009 Ardor in August
Characters:
Celeborn, Círdan, Haldir, Legolas, Original Character(s), Orophin, Other character(s): Lord of the Rings, Rúmil, Sauron, Thranduil
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Crack!, Graphic violence or torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10089
Published: August 05, 2009 Updated: August 16, 2009


Summary:

Erestor and Haldir are asked to investigate after the Lothlórien court ladies’ tiny accessory dogs go missing.

Celeborn thinks that Saruman might be the cause of the disappearance so Haldir and Erestor set out on a journey to Isengard to find out for themselves. When they get to Isengard there is more going on than they could ever have imagined.

More to the point, how will they escape?


Categories: 2011 Ardor in August
Characters:
Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Original Character(s), Saruman
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU, Graphic violence or torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 22699
Published: August 23, 2011 Updated: September 04, 2011


The Second Happiness by chaotic_binky Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Glorfindel has been in Imladris for four years and has enjoyed nearly every elf as a lover, but the first one remains in his heart as the most special. Erestor treats Glorfindel as though he does not exist and refuses to have anything to do with him. All this makes Elrond very unhappy and he puts into operation a grand scheme to get them back together.


Categories: 2010 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Genres: Angst, AU, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7087
Published: February 06, 2010 Updated: February 14, 2010


The Time of The Woodcutter by chaotic_binky Rated: Explicit content
Summary:

Glorfindel and Maedhros are destined to fall in love. They were meant to fall in love during the First Age, which did not happen. Glorfindel is now living in the Third Age - will he be alone forever or will one of them be able to cross time?

Written for Jade for the 2011 My Slashy Valentine Exchange


Categories: 2011 My Slashy Valentine
Characters:
Glorfindel, Maedhros
Genres: Angst, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Character death not in canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8188
Published: January 14, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011